Fast Car Superstar Eddie Walker
Who’s the man who’s quite unique
Who’s the man makes our week
Who’s the man with no disguise
Who’s the man with scarlet eyes
Perpetual thinker, incessant talker
Fast car superstar Eddie Walker
Eddie’s got it all together
Eddie’s got the lot
Eddie’s got the perfect lifestyle
Eddie’s got the pot
Eddie’s got a ticket to ride
But he didn’t go, he stayed inside
Perpetual thinker, incessant talker
Fast car superstar Eddie Walker
Eddie Walker, the man we need
Eddie Walker, a star indeed
He can lift most any curse
He can save the universe
Well respected from Cairns to Perth
Eddie Walker can save the earth
He’s one of a kind, he’s a demi-god
Except when he’s holding a fishing rod
Always fishless, incessant talker
Fast car superstar Eddie Walker
He’s the dude who drives the van
A souped-up, truck part action man
He’s the one without a doubt
Women everywhere scream and shout
“It’s the kitchen hand who drives the jag”
Ed’s got this one in the bag
He’s the one who fathers daughters
Fast car superstar Eddie Walker
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